January 2010
134 posts
10 pick up lines for me! :D
1. Can I have directions? [“To where?”] To your heart.
2. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
3. He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.
4. Hi, I’m Batman. Wanna see my batmobile? wahahhahhaha!!
5. Hi. My name is AA valerio. I’m running for president...
“I must say that Filipinos are still one of the best races to fall in love with....”
– modernsisa (via pinoytumblr)
